Friday, July 13, 2012

The Title of this is "Hair."

The spelling of hair seems weird for some reason, so I looked it up in the dictionary (by which I of course mean I googled "hair definition",) and here it is: "Any of the cylindrical, keratinized, often pigmented filaments characteristically growing from the epidermis of a mammal." Seems like "that stuff coming out of your head and its animal equivalent" would also do.

Pond Stuffs

So this post is all out of season and stuff, but came across these photos organizing the desktop and now here they are. I remember thinking that this pond in Central Park - with some leaves floating on top and others all sunk on the bottom - looked somewhat like something out of Lord of the Rings and like some king of old, or perhaps just a villager, was going to show their spooky face. Or something. What do you want from me?

Thursday, June 14, 2012

What is the Meaning of This?

So a little while ago my landlord, who is a very sweet old fashioned Italian lady, left this at my door. The twist is that I ate it.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Classy Shit Right Here

So I was dicking around in the dollar store a few days ago, no pun intended/total pun. And in line I saw this perfume display with these two guys on offer. "Eat Me Raw" and a fragrance "Inspired By Poison." (The picture is a little grainy but you get it.) Huh. I'm thinking of making "Raw Poison." Only serious investors need inquire.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Friday, April 6, 2012


Wow, ya, these really just, ya, shit...

Nothing to Ad on My Part

Just the Thing

Walking around near the Met, had to use the restroom and suggested to my brother we just go to the Met, why not? Ended up stumbling on a number of killers. B.C. Boners: Weird Child Armor: And this heavy skull necklace: With the inscription on the back reading "THINK ON DEATH!" (Exclamation point mine.)

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Oh Hey Guys

Walked by this in front of an empty store front, thought ya why not take a picture. After I took it I realized there was an elderly gent sitting in the window, as you can see, just looking at me. Then we laughed, it was cool.

I See You

Got a chuckle out of this camera at the post office.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

ONLY 1 LEFT, ORDER SOON (Update: Guess they are out of stock, you blew it. Also, everything else they sell is pretty stupid, so don't bother checking it out.)

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Remember Guys...

"I So Got This"

Look how unworried I am

Dude Whoa, What?

Joe Rogan blown mind pt. 1.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Dude Rips!

Elegant, 3-D groceries, Ya, Cool.

Fancy Shit

In the future, instead of adding dressing to salad, you add salad to dressing


Finally, a Truly Universal Remote